kugutsu_kuro

Day 8

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:39:56 GMT

People on my floor!
Things to watch out for:
exploding tags
kunai/knives (probably from the ceiling)
other sharp objects
other poisoned sharp objects
battle puppets if I'm fighting some asshole near you.

The fighters hagning around our floor are pretty stupid, though; they walk right into my traps. Barely a challenge, but I guess it's good exercise either way.

Day 7

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:26:44 GMT

It's been a while since I've been in a formal school setting, and to be honest I think it's showing. I have no idea what these people are talking about in class. I've never even heard of calculus! What the hell?!

All my classes in the ninja academy were for practical application; I have no idea what I'm doing.

Come to think of it, maybe I shouldn't even try to do the work. If I drop out, do I get to go home?

Day 5

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:08:03 GMT

So all the liquid I touch turns to blood.

...

What the hell is this supposed to be, some psychological bullshit? At this point it's not even freaky anymore, it's just pissing me off. I'm not subject to the whims of a building!

Fucking whatever, it's not like I'm not used to going without water.

Day 4

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:10:05 GMT

This whole ship thing has got to be a trap of some kind, but what the hell. I'm not sitting around here when I could be making a run for it. If shit happens once I'm past this port town, guess I'll just deal with it then.

Now the question is, where the hell are we? Wave country? That dumpy little Moon island (or whatever it's called)? Or somewhere else? I can understand what people here are saying, so it can't be too far. Still, getting home's gonna be a bitch if I don't know where I'm at, and I can't even buy supplies - wrong currency. ~~Guess I have to steal them.~~

Sorry what's-your-face, guess you'll have to see someone else demonstrate genjutsu; I'm out of here.

Day 3

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:48:02 GMT

ARGH!

I'm so fucking tired of remembering bits and pieces of what's been happening recently. There was something going on with Gaara, but I don't know what!

I keep thinking I met Sasori of the Red Sands, but that can't be true. Jeez, he's probably already dead or something.

And I'm starting to this maybe this isn't an illusion after all. I've never heard of one going on for this long, and I think if it was they'd have either gotten information out of me or dropped it and moved on to torture.

Maybe I forgot why I'm here? Did Gaara send me? I keep thinking he was in trouble.

Oh, yeah, roommate, who are you?

Day 2

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:21:36 GMT

So in my room there's some weird drink and cookies with a little card telling me to drink and eat them.

Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? It's probably poisoned, and if it isn't, and this IS a genjutsu, it'll probably make things worse here. You'll have to get up earlier in the morning next time.

I went to look around the lobby instead, and it's full of animals. Not even normal animals, either, although I saw a few horses - pigs and cows and that sort of thing. I still can't figure out how the staff around here works; all I can tell is that they're definitely not human.

Day 1

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 16:39:13 GMT

FUCK THIS.

If this is a genjutsu, I'l admit it's pretty good. I haven't been able to dispel it, anyway, and it's pretty realistic. Who's in charge of this, huh? Sound? Rock? Rain? Akatsuki? I'm not going to fucking talk, whoever it is.

It's a pretty lame concept for a genjustu, though. How exactly were you planning on getting information out of me? The thought bubbles? Come on, it's like you're not even trying. This isn't horrifying, nor is it lulling me into a false sense of security. Seriously, I bet you're from Waterfall or something.

WATERFALL NINJA SUCK.