You know you want to~

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Hnnnnn....Leave a message for me when you hear the beep.

Is this thing working or wh-

*Beep*

Since I'm aware that I can be pretty hard to get a hold of, any questions, comments, concerns, etc. can go here in comments. Do you want to do a log with Kankuro? Bug me to actually sign on to AIM for once? It all goes here.

This whole ship thing has got to be a trap of some kind, but what the hell. I'm not sitting around here when I could be making a run for it. If shit happens once I'm past this port town, guess I'll just deal with it then. 

Now the question is, where the hell are we? Wave country? That dumpy little Moon island (or whatever it's called)? Or somewhere else? I can understand what people here are saying, so it can't be too far. Still, getting home's gonna be a bitch if I don't know where I'm at, and I can't even buy supplies - wrong currency. Guess I have to steal them. 

Sorry what's-your-face, guess you'll have to see someone else demonstrate genjutsu; I'm out of here.

So in my room there's some weird drink and cookies with a little card telling me to drink and eat them. 

Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? It's probably poisoned, and if it isn't, and this IS a genjutsu, it'll probably make things worse here. You'll have to get up earlier in the morning next time.

I went to look around the lobby instead, and it's full of animals. Not even normal animals, either, although I saw a few horses - pigs and cows and that sort of thing. I still can't figure out how the staff around here works; all I can tell is that they're definitely not human.